BEGINNING: Tuesday, 30.09.14. Time:
6.16am. Helsinki-Vantaa Airport. Tour begins. Flock forms.
One would
think it is easier to travel with 9 people doing their best to take care of
things than when travelling alone. Well, it is not. Much gratitude for a
coordinator. KÄYKÖ. SENKIN RÖYKKIÖ. No, nyt käy.
Destination:
Basel, Switzerland. Through Frankfurt: the last remaining passengers are asked
to approach the gate. Gate is closing. Stop drinking complementary coffee.
The
challenge in Basel: find the entry to the right country, there are three
possibilities: Switzerland, France and Germany, or? ---
Luggage:
Guitar pedals, cable. Cooking plate. Metronome.
KISSAN
KÄSI PUTOAA. Frying pan. Amplifier.
Bikini. Kettle. Tram. Bus. Luggage. Walk to the river. Funny rabbits hovering
on top of the water. Jugendherberge. New York loft style kaboom.
Revelation
in the rooms before the first rehearsal: we don’t have Swiss adapters. Swiss
adapters! Micro panic! We need electricity!
Literaturhaus
Basel: warm welcome. Very nice to arrive. Adapters organized, oranges, minced
meat, cups and plates, knife, a take away cup. Extension cords, tables. Chairs. All
accommodated, no problem. Phew.
Sounds: check.
Dog in the audience: check. (We told the dog there would be screaming in the
show. Dog: ok.)
Tension.
Anticipation. Backstage. Last changes. Last positions. Premiere atmosphere.
Show:
excitement, applause, cabaret, no mistakes, a good atmosphere. A big relief and
a feeling of: so, IT HAS BEGUN. Let’s see where this trip takes us.
Still on
the first and a very long day:
Dinner. Prosecco.
Then: shower, 4 hours sleep, yoga, green tea, breakfast, everybody dance now.
Flock in time at the reception at 9.00.
Thanks to the
open-minded audience and our caring hosts:
Kathrin Eckert, Marianne Bühler, Leena Maissen and everyone else.
Next stop:
Stuttgart.
1.10.14 STUTTGART
“I told you
Stuttgart would be difficult”, Satu said.
A huge commercial Theaterhaus in Stuttgart
in bright red and black. A steaming crowd of hundreds of culture-hungry
theater-goers queuing in anticipation of neue
finnische Literatur. Right? Unfortunately, not quite the majority found
their way to T4. Some of our audience got disoriented because in the Stuttgarter Nachrichten the location was
said to be Literaturhaus. O well. Avant-garde looks not at numbers. TE
ETTE TIETENKÄÄN OLE ÄITINI, TEIDÄN EI TARVITSE KUUNNELLA TÄLLAISTA. Second performance: OK. Fire alarm
did not go off and the whole house was not evacuated. That was a definite plus.
T4 was very cosy and dramatic and
sounds were beautiful. Matti ate the hackfleisch with gusto. Much gratitude to
Maria.
Customary
dinner. Riesling was excellent. Shower was ok. Riesling was excellent. VÄLIAIKAINEN TUNNELMA. Noise from the street.
Snoring. 3 hours sleep. Yoga, green tea. Breakfast. Flock almost in time...
U-Bahn.
Train. Destination: Zürich.
Thanks to
an excited audience, yes, you, Literaturhaus and Stephanie Stegman, Theaterhaus
and Wolfgang Marmulla.
2.10.14
ZÜRICH
Switzerland.
Again.
Luggage,
again. This time pushing the suitcases from the station half a kilometer
towards the sky. Of course. Hotel
Leoneck and Restaurant Crazy Cow. Somewhere a cow is always laughing. And hey!
The first two free hours before the rehearsal and sound check. Meaning: sleep,
bath tub, shopping, eating, museum, exercise, internet, telephone calls, sushi,
laundry.
Vibrant
Zürich, euro league football local team Zürich VS. Mönchengladbach. Riot
police, public urination, howling fans, what a lucky day. Bisous, kisses and Küsse all around! Because
you are thirsty for avant-garde!
Literaturhaus
secret roof terrasse for some, fetching of take-away cup (stage sounds!) for
others. Great view over the city towards the lake; many of us want to come and
check the city out later on a holiday. Matti wants to play rock’n roll; the
others are melting because the gig was great and the audience touched. DRIPPING
OF JOY!
Show feels
to have taken a life of its own. We don’t know where it is going and that’s ok.
Italian
dinner Santa Lucia quatro stagione pretty good I tell you.
Thanks to
the brilliant audience and to the hosts for the invitation and vivid
discussions: Gesa Schneider und Isabelle
Vonlanthen!
Before
bedtime: Safari Bar, bier, shower, terrace conversation, the opposite hotel
entrance: yellow-green flower-pots and flowers look like oversized microphones.
HÄNEN OLI TÄYTYNYT KULKEA KUIN
UNISSAKÄVELIJÄ, MUTTA HÄN OLI AIVAN HEREILLÄ. PÄHKÄHULLU, VAUHKO
NAINEN.
During the
night a POLTERGEIST-moment: an amplifier starts performing the routine on its
own without electricity and without signal. An alarm goes off 4 hours early in sync with the amplifier. The zeitgeist
cannot get enough of neue finnische
literatur, it seems. Someone sleeps with the lights on. NOLLA NOLLA NOLLA NOLLA NOLLA NOLLA NOLLA
NOLLA NOLLA 3.
Morning:
breakfast in Crazy Cow, boiled eggs for the road. Descending back down from the
sky to the station.
Finally a
day off…! – means: train, bus, train, train, Graz. KYSE EI OLE RANGAN ASENNOISTA VAAN SISÄÄNPÄIN PULLISTUNEISTA
HUOKAUKSISTA. Lots of peanuts, bananas, bread, bread, bread.
Mountains, rivers… we are in Austria. Rivers look like mineral water. MINÄ KERRON MIKÄ PITKÄ JUOKSU ON.
IHANA IHANA IHANA
IHANA
UNELMA
,
– Satu
– Matti